Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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