He kissed a someone with a penis
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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