She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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