Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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