its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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