I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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