he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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