Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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