I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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