I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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