yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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