Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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