I wanna passion pit in your ass
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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