let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
birth control should be required to get into college
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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