She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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