garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Randomize
