So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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