so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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