I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
My bed smells like the plague
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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