Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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