someone threw a dead crab at me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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