Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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