How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app