whats a polygalesbian?
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.