She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.