Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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