Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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