mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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