get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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