yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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