its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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