Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she peed on how many people?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
