He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.