I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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