bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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