It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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