Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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