We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
