hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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