he wants to bone in the snuggie
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
