If i come over, it means nothing
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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