Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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