omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
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