i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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