i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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