Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wish i was in the wii world.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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