there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i think my tv is drunk
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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