I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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