Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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