She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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