Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
