we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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