My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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