I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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