I will die if light touches me.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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