"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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